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جدید ترین اس ام اس های خنده دار بهمن ماه 1390

نویسنده :محمد بلاگر
تاریخ:سه شنبه یازدهم بهمنماه سال 1390-10:35

اس ام اس خنده دار (بهمن 90 ) - www.taknaz.ir

خواستم جونمو فدات کنم ، باخودم گفتم چرا عاقل کند کاری که باز آرد پشیمانی !؟

رفتم دم مغازه به فروشنده می گم قرص پشه داری؟

می گه واسه کشتنش می خوای؟

پـَـ نه پَــ، برای سردردش می خوام!


بقیه در ادامه مطلب...

سوال امتحانی حیف نون: اصغر 3 کیلو گوجه میخره کیلویی 500 تومان!!!
الان اصغر چند سالشه؟

اگه میخواین از یه موزیک متنفر بشید ، اون آهنگ رو بزارین آلارم از خواب بیدار شدنتون

هیچ چیز بدتر از اون لحظه نیست که وسط بحث متوجه میشی که حق با طرفت هست و تو رسما داری حرف اضافه میزنی!

هیچ وقت کار امروز رو به فردا ننداز
فردا یه عالمه کار داری، قشنگ بندازش واسه دو سه هفته دیگه که خیالتم راحت باشه
 
یکی از مشکلات من در درس علوم اول دبستان این بود که فکر می کردم حس چشایی مربوط به چشمه، حس بینایی مربوط به بینی!
 
تهدید جدید حیف نون: اگه منو تهدید کنی خودمو به قتل میرسونم!
 
پسر آقای خسیس به باباش میگه امروز به جای سوار شدن، دنبال اتوبوس دویدم و 25 تومان کاسب شدم!
آقای خسیس میزنه تو گوشش و میگه: اگه دنبال سواری می دویدی بیشتر تو جیبت می موند!
 
باغبان در را نبند من فرد گلچین نیستم/بابا توپمون افتاده توی باغ!
 
یکی از استفاده‌های اصلی موبایل استفاده از نور ال سی دیش برای طی مسیر اتاق تا یخچال بدون خوردن به در و دیواره!
 
هیچ لذتی بالاتر از این نیس که یه تیکه از سرعت گیر کنده شده باشه و آدم بتونه 2تا چرخ ماشینشو از اونجا رد کنه
خدایا این لذتارو از ما نگیر!!!



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